Post Shop

Today I was going thru a brochure on Prohibited Items to mail in New Zealand and found the following very amusing. Not because they are prohibited but because there is a really good chance some one has tried to mail this and I keep getting hilarious images in my head as it goes wrong on the unfortunate post man.
-Air Bag (car)
-Animals (except correctly packaged bees, leeches, silkworms and harmless insects)
-Christmas Crackers {why specifically Christmas crackers?!?}
-Human Remains (including ashes)
-Paint (oil based) {so acrylic and tempera are fine?}
-Poisons (eg cyanide, lead, arsenic)
-Theatrical Flares
-Toys (containing batteries) {You are not cleared for this sector}